New things are happening at Red Nova Labs! Today is my first day as the content writer at Red Nova Labs, and I am joined by two other fresh hires. I was a bit nervous, I must admit, but as I was leaving my house this morning my boyfriend yelled, "You're gonna do great. And remember... you can't do worse than the Chiefs!" I think that made me feel better, until I spilt coffee all over my purse and passenger seat as I took off. There may be "no use crying over spilt milk," but spilt coffee is a different story. Mainly because I now have less caffeine in my system, and also because I like my purse a lot. It's vintage. Okay, not really, but people always seem to say things like that.
Anyways, I'm super excited to be contributing to this company. There's a lot of work to do, a lot of learning to do, and a lot of things that interest me so it should be a good (and productive) time.
I'm ready to get to writing, but right now I'm going to be productive in an entertaining sense and take a quick minute to share some things I like.
First, I like Miracle Whip. A lot. Carrie understands, and a lot of my co-workers at Red Nova Labs have read my stance on it. Basically, there is a direct correlation between how much you like Miracle Whip and how much your parents loved you as a child. Sorry if what I'm saying drives you to some internal reflection or psychological discovery. I'm not Dr. Phil, but then again, no doctor is (get it? because he isn't a real doctor).
A new thing I recently discovered is that John Mulaney is a hilarious stand-up comedian. Listen to this clip and get your Monday feeling right.
Well, I'm off to start work on some actual assignments. Soon, I'll write a blog post composed with focused, engaging information, but I hope you enjoyed my random tangents.